My Mom is Mah Niggah!

It was drizzling when I woke today. My Facebook, Twitter and Instagram are swarmed with pics of all the Mothers in the world, Saying all the good things about her, how much they love her, how much their mother inspired them , so on and so forth.

Just to be different, let me tell you the Negative side about my Mother. I call her my Nega-Mom.

These are some of the Nasty things about her;

My Mom plays the most annoying Ms. know-it-all, she would always say,"Sit further away from the TV, it will ruin your eyesight" or "Don't eat pork, take these vegetables, it has more vitamin A B to Z."

She is also the baddest liar in the world, I constantly hear her say, "No, I never skip school" , " I always finish homework ahead of time." or " I don't go to parties." Duh...

She painstakingly likes picking on little things everyday, like, "Why did you leave the lights on","You sweat on your shirt again?", "Did you flush the toilet?"or the most famous,"Did you wash your hands?"

She absolutely hates pets," Go ahead and keep that stray dog, i I will feed him your food and slash your allowance." , " Who brought these kittens in the house!?"

She polices you tightly, "No later than 10pm.", "When did you learn how to drink!?", "You got into a fight!?" , "You flunked!" (Spank! Spank!)

She is very frank, "You smell awful, go change","You have booger on your face." or "Your shirt is so dirtyyy!" (More Spank)

She's never contented," You wear a jacket ", "Drink more water", " Here bring this lunchbox for later","Put a towel on your back", "You are smarter than him" and my personal favorite, "You are better looking than him."

As defined by the Urban Dictionary " Mah Niggah" is your partner through thick and thin. someone who will always help you out, no matter the situation.

As nega as she is, My Mom is my true first love, she shows me the right path to take and she helps me get through all the circumstances in life, she gives me all the blessings in the world.

My best-friend. My love, Someone I will do anything for anytime, anywhere.

I know she has my back and is looking out for me even when I am wrong.

Mah Niggah ! Mah Niggah!

Happy Mothers day!