Monday, May 13, 2013

Election: Organized Chaos

It took me almost 4 hours looking for my precinct and lining up before I was able to cast my vote today, not to mention it was really hot, I was almost soaked up with sweat and looked so beaten up. Anyhow, I just take it as an organized chaos.

I think the facilitators, teachers and the people who helped me in voting today are more deserving of my vote than the names listed on the ballot. They were very kind and their smiles are not fake, true duty-bounded. Nobody even recognize these people after the winning candidate stands in the podium and raises both their hands.

Now, let me share to you a barroom story that magnifies our ideas about Politics.

A doctor, an engineer, and a politician were arguing as to which profession was older. "Well," argued the doctor, "without a physician mankind could not have survived, so I am sure that mine is the oldest profession. " "No," said the engineer, "before life began there was complete chaos, and it took an engineer to create some semblance of order from this chaos. So engineering is older. " "But," chirped the triumphant politician,"who created the chaos? "

Little as we know, being a politician is the 1st and most popular profession. Guaranteed seat means guaranteed money; best investment in the Philippines, I mean everywhere.

Politicians mastered the craft of enticing the masses to put them in the position.

Right from the start, they have made an image of themselves as the person for the people. They have studied higher education to facade as their solid background. More so, they have invested so much to finally take the last push for you to choose their name in that last instant.

And because they spent too much, they are willing to fight tooth to nail to their adversaries. No matter what the cost, they will do anything to win, to be in the position, to have that power. I call it greed.

In our Province, 5 are accounted dead, because of this election. And the worse part of this is, they are not even on the news. Our place is far from media and civilization. God bless their souls.

Thank God, I only suffered the heat and the long voting lines, I was not involved in the encounter with the goons and armed supporters of the politicians.

Thank God, it was just an organized chaos not a true one.





Sunday, May 12, 2013

My Mom is Mah Niggah!

It was drizzling when I woke today. My Facebook, Twitter and Instagram are swarmed with pics of all the Mothers in the world, Saying all the good things about her, how much they love her, how much their mother inspired them , so on and so forth.

Just to be different, let me tell you the Negative side about my Mother. I call her my Nega-Mom.

These are some of the Nasty things about her;

My Mom plays the most annoying Ms. know-it-all, she would always say,"Sit further away from the TV, it will ruin your eyesight" or "Don't eat pork, take these vegetables, it has more vitamin A B to Z."

She is also the baddest liar in the world, I constantly hear her say, "No, I never skip school" , " I always finish homework ahead of time." or " I don't go to parties." Duh...

She painstakingly likes picking on little things everyday, like, "Why did you leave the lights on","You sweat on your shirt again?", "Did you flush the toilet?"or the most famous,"Did you wash your hands?"

She absolutely hates pets," Go ahead and keep that stray dog, i I will feed him your food and slash your allowance." , " Who brought these kittens in the house!?"

She polices you tightly, "No later than 10pm.", "When did you learn how to drink!?", "You got into a fight!?" , "You flunked!" (Spank! Spank!)

She is very frank, "You smell awful, go change","You have booger on your face." or "Your shirt is so dirtyyy!" (More Spank)

She's never contented," You wear a jacket ", "Drink more water", " Here bring this lunchbox for later","Put a towel on your back", "You are smarter than him" and my personal favorite, "You are better looking than him."

As defined by the Urban Dictionary " Mah Niggah" is your partner through thick and thin. someone who will always help you out, no matter the situation.

As nega as she is, My Mom is my true first love, she shows me the right path to take and she helps me get through all the circumstances in life, she gives me all the blessings in the world.

My best-friend. My love, Someone I will do anything for anytime, anywhere.

I know she has my back and is looking out for me even when I am wrong.

Mah Niggah ! Mah Niggah!

Happy Mothers day!