george carlin’s opening monologue from ‘life is worth losing’

“I’m a modern man. A man for the millenium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been uplinked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high tech lo-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multitasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I’m new wave but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hotwired, heatseaking, warmhearted cool customer, voice activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database and my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive, and from time to time I’m radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, and pushing the envelope. I’m on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high concept, low profile, medium range ballistic missionary. A streetwise smartbomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties; I tell power lies; I take power naps; I take victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing bigfoot, slamdunk rain maker with a pro-active outreach, a raging workaholic, a working rage-a-holic, out of rehab and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal angenda. You can’t shut me up, you can’t dumb me down, cause I’m tireless and I’m wireless. I’m an alpha-male on beta-blockers. I’m a non-believer and an overacheiver, laid-back but fashion foward, up front, down home, low rent, high mantinence, supersize, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. I’m a hands on, footloose, knee-jerk headcase, prematurely postraumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail. But I’m feeling; I’m caring; I’m healing; I’m sharing; a supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk-mail; I eat junk food; I buy junk bonds; I watch trash sports. I’m gender specific, captial intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex; I like tough love; I use the f-word in my email, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore; no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a minimall; I bought a minivan at a megastore. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I’m toll free, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes; a fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I’m a rude dude but I’m the real deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow; I go with the flow; I ride with the tide; I got glide in my stride; driving and moving, sailing and spinning, jiving and grooving, wailing and winning. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hardy and lunchtime is crunchtime. I’m hanging in, there ain’t no doubt, and I’m hanging tough, over and out.”

Importance of Exponential Income

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Hungry Henry is applying for a job.

He walks into this nice office and meets a well-dressed fellow behind the desk. Henry smiles and asks him, “Sir, is there a job for me?”

The Man Says, “I’m actually looking for a general manager. you need to sign a contract for three years. Interested?
"Hmmm. Sorry for being upfront, but how much will I earn?” Henry Hungry asks.

The man says. “I’ll let you choose your salary.

OPTION 1: is I pay you Php 30,000 a month for 36 months.
OPTION 2: is I pay you one centavo on the first month and I double it every month for 36 months.”

Henry starts calculating. “Option 2 is interesting. If I choose that, I earn one centavo on the first month, two cents on the second month, four cents on the third month, 8 cents, on the fourth month, 16 cents on the fifth month, 32 cents on the sixth month… after 12 months of working with you, I would have received a total of… sheesh, P23!Sir, I need the money badly. I choose Option 1 where I earn P30,000 flat each month. By the first year, i’d already have earned Php 360,000. And after three years, that would a total to P1 million. I definitely choose Option 1”.

“Okay, if that’s what you want.” Then the man asks, by the way, if you choose option 2, do you know how much you’ll earn by the end of three years?“

"I didn’t finishing computing that option. It’s too depressing.”

The man Calculates in front of Henry hungry. “On the first month, you receive on centavo, on the second month, you receive two centavos…” He goes on and on, and Henry doesn’t mind him too much.He’s focused on the P1 million he’ll be earning in three years. He feels pretty good about himself.

Finally, the man looks up and shows Henry Hungry the calculator. “In 36 months, you would have earned P680 million. You exchanged that for one million. I’m sorry, my friend, I can’t take you as my General Manager. Your decision making skills are terrible.”

Let me give you the figures…(see picture below/above )

There are only two types of income in this world: Linear(Active) and Exponential (Passive)

Linear Income is like a piece of bread. You eat and its gone. After that, you have to look for another piece of bread.

Exponential income is like a seed. You can’t eat it at first, but if you plan it and wait for a while, you can eat as much as you want to.You have an infinite source of fruit if you keep on planting some of the seeds.

Many Filipinos today have only one income stream - their jobs - and jobs are linear income.

What is exponential income?

That’s what a regular employee earns when he invests in mutual funds and stocks. (So you see everyone can earn exponential income, even employees).

That’s what a NETWORKER earns when he/she builds a downline organization.

That’s what a store owner earn when he/she branches out, hires other store managers, or sells franchises of her store.

That’s what a distributor earns when he distributes his goods to various stores.

That’s what a real state investor earns when she buys profitable rental property.

Exponential income - also called passive income - means earning for a very longtime from work you did only once at the very start.

Hey, income is income. Earn linear income when you can!But invest your linear income so you can earn exponential income.

Because if you want to be wealthy, you need to find a way to earn exponential income.

Marriage: Lust Rust Dust

  Matrimonial State as Defined..... 

"Marriage today has become a failed institution because our society has failed to “learn how to be married.” People take it too lightly and treat it as a convenience rather than a spiritual covenant. Marriage is an awesome institution when it works but can be devastating to lives when it doesn’t."

People don’t realize that marriage is the hardest commitment for anyone to make.

They often treat marriage as a relief from guilt feeling or a covenient way to get out of the scuttlebutt rather than treating it as a spiritual covenant.

People are thinking how they can benefit from the marriage rather than how to meet the needs of their spouse and improve the lives of each member of the family.

Most couples don’t discuss their goals for the marriage or even ask WHY they are getting married. They don’t discuss issues of how they will raise their children, where they will live, how to budget their income, etc. They just rush into things like its a finish line.

Failed marriages are often the result of poor planning because the couple has not yet discovered, until it is too late, that they are not compatible to marry each other. 

Communication is mandatory if you want to get to know the person with whom you will spend the rest of your life.

 If one cant tell what his/her needs are, what irritates him/her, what his/her sexual needs are, how they feel, how they relate to each other, their weaknesses, they will feel as though their emotional nudity will result in rejection. 

   Fairy Tale Story 

   

Falling inlove or being Inlove is not enough reason to get married. You can’t live on love alone because what are you going to do when you don’t feel as though you are in love with your spouse at any time?

 There has to be more than love to proceed to marriage—a plan needs to be created. You need to determine what you want to accomplish in your future marriage and not just jump into it because you have the urge to merge. Ask yourself, “why am I wanting to marry this person?”  

    This is Marriage. More than any    paper 

    

Think about it, theres no rush. 

Do You Think an All White Team Could Win a Championship?

Just for fun, form an all white team that you think can compete for an NBA championship. 

This is my Roster

For me, this team possesses skills and raw talents that will take them all the way to the finals. With organized teamwork, focusing more on defense and ball distribution, these Whites are the deadliest.

LINE UP:

Ricky Rubio / Goran Dragic

Gordon Hayward / Kyle Korver / JJ Redick

Manu Ginobili / Chandler Parsons 

Kevin Love / Pau Gasol /  Dirk Nowitzki

Timothy Mozgov / Nikola Vucevic 

How about you? What's the best team you can make with all white, active players, and how far could that team go this season? 

Note: Foreign definitely counts, but players must be white enough to be called "white boy."

I would love to have these two on my team but they are not white enough. 

    How often do you see a starting lineup like this nowadays?

   

   Here's White team making fun of Asian teams. Just sharing. 

Should I Get White or Black?

 MASERATI : My Dream Car, What's    Yours?

Nowadays, It seems that everyone wants to own a Ferrari, BMW, Mercedes, Audi or other well known luxury cars.

How about you, If money is not an issue and you will be asked to drive home a car that you long desire, what would you choose?

 Combining sport with luxury

     

 This baby can outbeat any Porsche, Corvette, Camaro, or Mustang.

Maserati offers superior power and class.  You can blow past most of the cars on the road with this monster. The extreme torque offered by Maserati yields incredible power straight off the line and translates to sustained acceleration throughout the 6 gear range. 

The entire interior is designed for comfortable, long range travel and beauty.

This car is a thing of a beauty, with its Italian  leather seats,  slick dashboard.  It also has wide tires, near-perfect front/rear weight distribution, wide stance, rear bumper spoiler.

And guess what? You will be delighted to know the price. For what you'd pay for one of those other luxury cars, you can have this baby for as low as P6,000,000.00. - P10,000,000.00. 

I know thats alot of zeros but a Ferrari would cost you double the amount. Ranging from P12,000,000.00 - P18,000,000.00.

So what do you think? White or Black?

Have You Got Baby Names Yet?

We are often asked how we came up with our babys name. 

How Dada, How?

It wasn't easy. We have less than a month left til labor day before we dicovered the name. 

Before my wifey got pregnant, we would always laugh and say we will name our future baby "Justin Jayden". Because after we watched  Karate kid starring Jayden Smith, the "Never Say Never" track with Justin Bieber singing and Jayden rapping sounded cute to us. Well not for long.

If you think these two are cute, the name is still up for grabs.

When we saw his face in the ultra sound, we thought He looked more like a Zachary, Zachariah or Zack. 

Moms got a big crush on this guy.

Then we considered alot of names like Trevor, Kendrick, Maurice, Dante, Tristan, Amarie, Joakim, Derrick 

My dad wants me to be a Baller, that's for sure.

Our relatives and close friends recommended Allesso, Ricco, Rielly, Albi, or  Ricardo III.

And names that sounds good with my Family name Flores like Enricque, Gael, Enrico  and all the other Mexican sounding names.

Hola Chika!

Until we said "Alonzo Miguel". It was suppose to be final, then we changed it into "Alexander Joakim".Then a 3 letter name "Ari" but Ariana Grande was nick named Ari. 

We even bought a book for baby names and looked over the internet, fight about a couple of times.

Until one afternoon, "KYRIE ALEXANDER" pops into our head. We knew then, this will be a perfect name for our baby.

How? 3 Simple steps:

-Write down all of the first names of the NBA players. 

-Find and pick one that has a historical and biblical meaning.

-Then match it up with a well known great name that sounds the same with the mothers name. "Personalized"

Whoalaaaa!!! Meet Kyrie Alexander

His names are derived from two great warriors and leaders Kyrillous and Alexander.  We believe the name combination indicates success, cleverness and sensitivity. Alexander is the name for an emperor.

Kyrie is a name of a Greek warrior known to be couragous, brave and  independent leader.

His name is also biblical since the word "Kyrie" means "Lord, have mercy on us". Used by Catholics usually sang with a beautiful hymn accompaniment in solemn masses to ask forgiveness from God.

What comes into play also is the fact that his mothers name is Alexa, his Grand Pa is Alex and one of his uncles name is Axel. The AXE Factor.

I cant also deny that I am a big fan of Kyrie "Uncle Drew" Irving. For me he is one of greatest player to ever touch a basketball.

Currently if you search the #KyrieAlexander in IG. There are 3 beautiful babies that would appear. One black, one white and one perfectly mixed. 

That boy has the sweetest personality ever. If you see him smiling you cant help but smile too. 

He is the most attractive baby boy in the world. 

C'mon Yall lets play!

It is undeniable that he has a a good ear for music. He will probably grow up as a great singer/performer Or a potential athlete because he is so active, strong and a great swimmer just like his Mother. 

His dark brown wavy hair is absolutely beautiful, complements well with his round cheeks and expressive eyes. 

His attractiveness, talent, and great personality makes him impossible not to love. 

He is our baby Kyrie Alexander.

Election: Organized Chaos

It took me almost 4 hours looking for my precinct and lining up before I was able to cast my vote today, not to mention it was really hot, I was almost soaked up with sweat and looked so beaten up. Anyhow, I just take it as an organized chaos.

I think the facilitators, teachers and the people who helped me in voting today are more deserving of my vote than the names listed on the ballot. They were very kind and their smiles are not fake, true duty-bounded. Nobody even recognize these people after the winning candidate stands in the podium and raises both their hands.

Now, let me share to you a barroom story that magnifies our ideas about Politics.

A doctor, an engineer, and a politician were arguing as to which profession was older. "Well," argued the doctor, "without a physician mankind could not have survived, so I am sure that mine is the oldest profession. " "No," said the engineer, "before life began there was complete chaos, and it took an engineer to create some semblance of order from this chaos. So engineering is older. " "But," chirped the triumphant politician,"who created the chaos? "

Little as we know, being a politician is the 1st and most popular profession. Guaranteed seat means guaranteed money; best investment in the Philippines, I mean everywhere.

Politicians mastered the craft of enticing the masses to put them in the position.

Right from the start, they have made an image of themselves as the person for the people. They have studied higher education to facade as their solid background. More so, they have invested so much to finally take the last push for you to choose their name in that last instant.

And because they spent too much, they are willing to fight tooth to nail to their adversaries. No matter what the cost, they will do anything to win, to be in the position, to have that power. I call it greed.

In our Province, 5 are accounted dead, because of this election. And the worse part of this is, they are not even on the news. Our place is far from media and civilization. God bless their souls.

Thank God, I only suffered the heat and the long voting lines, I was not involved in the encounter with the goons and armed supporters of the politicians.

Thank God, it was just an organized chaos not a true one.