Saturday, April 27, 2013

Impress Your Man

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring food/beer.

Friday, April 12, 2013

(Sigh) Women...

Have you ever wonder why you cant get along with your girl?

Well, wonder still, because the congruency of the men's action to women's reaction is irreconcilable.

If you kiss her prematurely, you are not a gentleman. If you don't, you are Gay. If you praise her, she thinks you are full of BS. If you don't, you are unappreciative. If you agree to all she says, you are indecisive. If you don't, you are not understanding. If you give her great romance, she thinks you are a 'man whore'. If you don't, you are half a man. If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring. If you don't, she accuses you of cheating. If you are well-dressed, she says you are trying to impress someone else. If you aren't, you have no fashion sense. If you are jealous, she says you are being possessive. If you aren't, she thinks you do not love her. If you attempt to treat her roughly, she says you don't respect her. If you don't, she thinks you are not adventurous enough . If you are late, she complains, If she is late, she says "I had to put on my make-up". If you visit your friends, she's thinks you will have a party with some bitches. If she is visited by her friends, 'oh we are just catching up with the girls'.If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold. If you kiss her too many, she yells you got nothing better to do. If you fail to open the door for her, you lack ethics. If you do, she thinks you are doing it for a favor. If you look at others, she accuses you of flirting. If she stares at others, she says she is just admiring. If you talk, she wants you to listen. If you listen, she wants you to talk.

If you are experiencing this, you are not alone.